Kallen vs. Euphemia

Euphemia clutched the hook embedded in the cliffside as she hung for dear life above the water. Kallen Kozuki looked down on her defeated royal nemesis and grinned, it was time to have some fun!

Kallen: Well, well! A lovely little doll princess on a hook!

The boyish girl punctuated this statement by stomping a foot on the ground while sticking her fingers in her mouth and giving an obscenely loud wolf-whistle. Euphie felt so humiliated by this that she burst into hot, angry tears!

Euphie: I'll get you for this, Kallen! If it's the last thing I do!

''Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock... ''

Kallen heard this sound and her grin widened - she knew who it was.

Kallen: I say, Euphie - do you hear something?

Euphie: No!

Euphie is now panicking, breaking into a cold sweat, as she knows that it's the crocodile who perpetually hungers for her. Shaking, she looks down and sees the crocodile appear in the water!

Euphie: NO! GOD, NO!

The crocodile grins as he sees Euphemia above him, dangling and wiggling like bait! He jumps up at her, jaws open wide, ready to once again taste her flesh!

Euphie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SNAP!

The crocodile bit and ripped off the hem of Euphie's dress! He fell back down chewing up the clothes and gulping it down, licking his chops at the taste! Kallen liked the sight of that!

Kallen: Oh, Mr. Crocodile...do you like doll princesses?

The crocodile eagerly nodded his head! Kallen bent a leg behind her in a kicking motion.

Kallen: You DO?

Kallen's comrade, Naomi Inoue, let out a horrified gasp at this, falling backward a little with a hand on her cheek.

Naomi: Oh, Kallen, NO!

She did not approve of this at all. The Britannian princess may be their enemy, but this was just plain mean!

But Kallen didn't listen, and casually kicked the hook free from the cliff. Tears flying from her eyes, Euphemia plummeted downward toward the water, letting out a high-pitched scream all the way.

'''SNAP! ''' The crocodile clamped his jaws shut on the princess the moment she entered his mouth, then sunk his head underwater. Kallen burst out laughing, while Naomi buried her face in her hands out of pity.

After a few seconds, Euphie resurfaced, her clothing torn up as she struggled to hold the crocodile's jaws apart.

Euphie: SUZAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!