Peter Pan vs. Captain Jane Hook

The sound of metal clashing filled the cavern.

Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up, valiantly crossed blades with Captain Jane Hook atop a high cliff.

Hook was a pretty young woman of about 34 with a silver hook for a hand, wearing a long red coat over a pink shirt and violet trousers, and with long black hair.

Peter Pan had cut her hand off long ago, and she obsessively sought revenge on him ever since.

Although she always acted like a normal attractive woman, Hook was actually quite mean and ruthless, willing to go to any underhanded lengths to get what she wanted.

Peter Pan, protector of Neverland, was keen on foiling her plans, which led them to this showdown in the interior of Skull Rock, a cavernous landmark in the middle of the ocean.

As Hook swung her sword at Peter, who parried with his dagger, the battle was watched by two spectators.

Wendy Darling, Peter's delicate friend from England, was sitting atop a high ledge, hidden from sight by shadows.

She whistled in amazement as the weapons were slung, only to scan the cavern moments later.

Smee, Hook's incompetent first mate, stood by his rowboat, cheering his captain on.

"Give it to him, Cap'n! Cleave him to the brisket!"

Hook was trying her best to do just that, but Peter kept dodging her attacks and taunting her.

Flying behind her after one missed blow, the mischievous Peter pulled on her hair and threw it all over her eyes, blinding her.

This was only momentary, as the furious girl lifted it back up and slammed her sword down on Peter's dagger so hard that Peter almost fell to the ground.

Peter began backing away from Hook, who continued stepping forward, her blade still touching Peter's.

She smirked triumphantly and smugly declared "I've got you this time, Pan!"

Suddenly, Peter smiled meekly and pulled his dagger back, opting instead to point downward.

Hook looked at him curiously and then glanced down, seeing only water... and then she gasped in horror as it hit her that she had walked right off the cliff and was now standing in mid-air!

And while Peter Pan could fly, Hook could not!

Screaming, Hook began to fall, her sword dropping from her hand as she did.

Flailing in the air madly, the villainous young woman just barely managed to plunge her hook forward and embed it into the rock of the very top of the cliff.

Jane Hook now used her namesake to hang on for dear life, several dozen feet above the water.

Peter flew back on top of the cliff and sheathed his dagger, knowing the battle to be won.

Was it time to have some fun at his enemy's expense?

"Well, this is just great!" he clicked his tongue in disappointment as he looked down upon Hook, "A codfish on a hook!"

Hearing this, Hook shot a furious glare up at Peter.

She felt so frustrated and humiliated that tears began to fall from her dark eyes as she shook her fist and yelled "I'll get you for this, Pan! If it's the last thing I do!"

Suddenly, the silent cave began to be filled with a new sound.

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock...

Peter's face broke into a grimace. He put a hand to his ear and asked "Oh dear, Captain... do you hear something?"

"No!" Hook muttered, sotto voce.

She heard the sound, all right, and it filled her with terror.

There was only one thing in Neverland that could be making that sound: Tick-Tock the Crocodile of Neverland.

This giant beast was always on the lookout for food, and his swallowing of an alarm clock was how he received his signature ticking.

Peter had thrown Hook's hand to the Crocodile after cutting it off, and the beast had liked the taste of it so much that he followed Hook ever since in hopes of getting the leftovers.

Glancing downward at the water, Hook repeated "No!" and began shaking all over.

A pair of reptilian eyes were sticking out of the water and coming closer, the tick-tock sound growing louder as they did.

Then finally, the Crocodile's whole head burst out into view.

The Crocodile smiled in pure delight at the sight of Hook dangling and wiggling above him like bait.

And then, without delay, he jumped up out of the water and straight at Hook, his jaws opening wide.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Hook shrieked at the top of her lungs.

SNAP!

The Crocodile bit down on the end of Hook's coat, and with a ripping noise, it was torn clean off.

There was a splash as the Crocodile landed back down in the water, the red coat-tails in his jaws.

With a satisfied smile, the Crocodile began chewing the fabric, loudly smacking his lips and looking back up at Hook as he did.

Finally the beast swallowed the clothing, making a large gulping sound as it traveled down his throat, and licked his chops in pleasure at the taste left behind by the young woman who wore it.

It was just like he'd felt after eating her hand: she was delicious!

"Could it be?” Peter nervously called out from atop the cliff, "Does the Crocodile like codfish?"

The Crocodile's smile widened upon hearing this and his tail actually began to wag as he began excitedly nodding his head in response.

"He does?" Peter replied, stepping backward and lifting a foot in the air, almost as if to nervously deliver a good kick to the hook embedded in the rock before him.

From her spot on the ledge, Wendy shook her head and clicked her tongue with disappointment.

"Peter, I wouldn’t if I were you!" she muttered in warning and disapproval.

This was definitely not how one was supposed to treat a lady, even an evil one!

Hook, meanwhile, had managed to kick her legs through the air until her feet touched the cliff-side and she desperately attempted to climb up.

But before she could make it, the Crocodile then jumped up for another bite.

SNAP!

This time the beast's jaws clamped down upon the seat of Hook's pants and as he went down, so did they.

The pants stopped sliding at Hook's feet, the Crocodile now hanging from them in mid-air, and the girl's white knee-length drawers were exposed.

Wendy stuck her fingers in her mouth and let out a wolf whistle before doubling off with laughter.

Blushing bright red, Hook reached down with her free hand and attempted to pull her pants back up.

This was a grave mistake, as the strain made by her body performing this action shook the rock she was holding on to.

It began to quiver and then broke loose from the cliff altogether.

With nothing holding her in place, Hook plummeted like a stone, screaming all the way down.

The Crocodile immediately opened his jaws up wide and the girl fell right into his awaiting mouth.

SNAP!

The reptile's jaws closed and his head disappeared beneath the water with a splash.

All was quiet for a few seconds.

And then another splash occurred as the Crocodile's head reemerged.

Hook was still in his mouth, hair disheveled and her clothing in tatters, and was holding his jaws apart with her hands.

Her coat was gone, her pink shirt and bra finished as well as her now exposed breasts with rosy pink nipples bounced above her exposed belly button.

Lifting her head up, the young woman screamed as hard as she could: "SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Smee was already scrambling to his rowboat.

"D-don't worry, Cap'n! Stay right there now, ma’am!" he stammered, "I'll save you, ma’am!"

Hook managed to get a foothold in on the ends of each of the Crocodile's jaws, so she was able to climb up.

Now, her pants and the drawers underneath had been destroyed in the Crocodile's mouth and stomach - which left her bare buttocks and genitals exposed for all to see.

She stretched her long legs out to prevent the Crocodile from closing his jaws on her, as he was currently trying to do.

The Croc's tongue curled outward towards Hook's bare vulva and licked it from there to each of her rump cheeks and back again, as if trying to tickle her and make her fall back in.

Soon, the beast's strength won out and he snapped his jaws shut, but Hook managed to stay standing.

The Crocodile repeated the motion, hoping to make Hook lose her footing.

'''SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!'''

As she was being endlessly scissored by the snapping jaws of the Crocodile, Hook put her hands around her mouth and called out to her henchman once more. "SMEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

But Smee's clumsiness was delaying him, as he had a hard time getting into the boat, and then he almost began rowing while leaving the actual oars behind!

Hook's feet couldn't hold out and she lost her footing.

The villainess found herself in the Crocodile's mouth again.

Frantically, she pressed her hands up on his top jaw as it attempted to close down on her, pushing it upward instead.

As she did, Hook attempted to step out of the reptile's maw.

The Crocodile couldn't help but grin at this, for he admired this girl's pluck.

He got a good lick of his tongue over the unlucky captain’s bare breasts.

This wasn't going to stop him though, and he slammed his top jaw down right on Hook's feet.

SNAP!

Hook yelped in pain as her feet slid right out of her boots and socks while shooting upward into the air, clutching her bare feet in hopes of soothing the soreness.

And then she fell, upside-down, right into the hungry Crocodile's mouth yet again.

Luckily, her stretched-out bare legs and feet prevented her from being swallowed.

The villainess moaned pathetically as she found herself pressed uncomfortably against the large slimy tongue and esophagus while the Crocodile sank beneath the murky depths.

The Crocodile, pleased with having his prey right where he wanted it, began to slide the top of his tongue against Hook's pale body.

It moved down her vulva, bare legs and bare feet multiple times, with the Crocodile's tail actually wagging as he tasted the pirate lady's flesh.

At this point, Smee had finally begun rowing his boat furiously to come to his colleague's aid.

Hook, still upside down and with her bare legs and genitals spread and open to the air, attempted to push herself up and out of the Crocodile's mouth with her arms.

But the Crocodile, finding this annoying, raised his tail and slapped his slapped his prey right on her bare perineum with it.

The impact of this flung Hook out and into the air, arms flailing wildly.

The Crocodile jumped after her, snapping his jaws at her as he did.

'''SNAP! SNAP!'''

There was a splash, and then both beast and girl resurfaced right next to Smee's rowboat.

Hook's eyes widened in shock as she realized that she was now on top of the Crocodile's snout.

The Crocodile was thus looking right at her, and he gave her a wide, devious smile.

"C-cap'n! Cap'n!" Smee shouted as he saw his completely naked captain pass.

"SMEE! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" the frightened Hook cried as she jumped to her bare feet and ran off the Crocodile's snout, across his scaly body, and then made a jump for the boat as she came to the tail.

Smee threw out his arms, hoping to catch his leader when she landed.

Then suddenly, the Crocodile popped up from the water and pushed the rowboat back with his claw.

He opened up his mouth and Hook ended up landing in it.

SNAP!

The beast's jaws closed triumphantly.

But just as he was beginning to enjoy his tasty treat, Smee lifted his oar over his head and yelled "Give her back!"

He slammed the oar downward... and just then, Hook pried the croc's jaws open and screamed "SMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

WHAM!

The oar hit Hook right on the head, and the force of the blow sent both her and the Crocodile down to the bottom of the ocean.

Shrugging off the cranial injury, Hook swam back up to the surface and jumped onto the boat.

Seeing this, Smee immediately began rowing backward, toward a small opening that served as an exit from the cave.

"Row for the ship!" Hook shouted at her henchman. "Row for the sh-!"

THUD!

Hook had been standing up in the boat, and so as it passed through the opening, she instead hit the cavern wall and fell with a splash back into the water.

The Crocodile was delighted to see this perfect opportunity to get his meal, and he quickly began swimming toward Hook.

The villainess lifted her head up above the water.

Her thick, wet hair was covering her face, so she parted it with her hands in order to see.

To her horror, what she saw was the Crocodile coming right at her!

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!" she shrieked, and immediately swam to the opening.

But just as she reached it, a wave swelled up under her and she ended up hitting the wall once again.

The Crocodile made a jump for the evil girl, and ended up slamming right into her bare rump so hard that the cavern wall broke apart.

Now on the other side, Hook began swimming for her life, screaming and calling after her minion up ahead.

"SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

The Crocodile was hot on her heels, swimming and snapping his jaws hungrily.

As she swam, Hook heard what sounded like a rooster's crow punctuated by some near-hyperventilating panting.

She knew it was Peter Pan, celebrating his victory... and her defeat.

"I'll kill him for this! I swear it!" the villainess fumed.

SNAP!

"Aaaaaah! That is, once I get back to the ship! WAIT UP, SMEE! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"