Sailor Uranus vs. Mimet



Mimet clutched the hook embedded in the cliffside as she hung for dear life above the water. Haruka Tenoh, aka Sailor Uranus, looked down on her defeated witchy nemesis and grinned, it was time to have some fun!

Haruka: Well, well! A lovely little idolfish on a hook!

The boyish girl punctuated this statement by stomping a foot on the ground while sticking her fingers in her mouth and giving an obscenely loud wolf-whistle. Mimet felt so humiliated by this that she burst into hot, angry tears!

Mimet: I'll get you for this, Sailor Uranus! If it's the last thing I do!

''Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock... ''

Haruka heard this sound and her grin widened - she knew who it was.

Haruka: I say, Mimet - do you hear something?

Mimet: No!

Mimet is now panicking, breaking into a cold sweat, as she knows that it's the crocodile who perpetually hungers for her. Shaking, she looks down and sees the crocodile appear in the water!

Mimet: NO! GOD, NO!

The crocodile grins as he sees Mimet above him, dangling and wiggling like bait! He jumps up at her, jaws open wide, ready to once again taste her flesh!

Mimet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SNAP!

The crocodile bit and ripped off the end of Mimet's skirt! He fell back down chewing up the clothes and gulping it down, licking his chops at the taste! Haruka liked the sight of that!

Haruka: Oh, Mr. Crocodile...do you like idolfish?

The crocodile eagerly nodded his head! Haruka bent a leg behind her in a kicking motion.

Haruka: You DO?

Michiru, aka Sailor Neptune, let out a horrified gasp at this, falling backward a little with a hand on her cheek.

Michiru: Oh, Haruka, NO!

She did not approve of this at all. Mimet may be their enemy, but this was just plain mean!

But Haruka didn't listen, and casually kicked the hook free from the cliff. Tears flying from her eyes, Mimet plummeted downward toward the water, letting out a high-pitched scream all the way.

'''SNAP! ''' The crocodile clamped his jaws shut on the evil girl the moment she entered his mouth, then sunk his head underwater. Haruka burst out laughing, while Michiru buried her face in her hands out of pity.

After a few seconds, Mimet resurfaced, her clothing torn up as she struggled to hold the crocodile's jaws apart.

Mimet: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!