Mal vs. Audrey

Princess Audrey of Auradon clung to the tree branch with her manicured hands, the rich girl having fallen victim to a prank by Mal. She hung precariously high above the ground, and began to sweat as she looked down. Mal grinned as she stood on the adjacent balcony, it was time to have some fun!

Mal: Well, well! A cat stuck in a tree!

This remark stung Audrey's pride and she broke out into a sob, tears flowing down her pale cheeks and ruining her make-up.

Audrey: I'll get you for this, Mal! If it's the last thing I do!

Just then, a sound was heard.

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!

Mal grinned wider, as things were just getting even better! She held a hand to her ear and winked at Audrey, smirking mischievously.

Mal: My, my, Audrey...do you hear something?

Audrey: NO!

Audrey looked down and saw the giant dog, Toby, sniffing around and tracking her scent.

Audrey: NO!

Toby looked up and grinned happily, excited to see Audrey above him squirming and wriggling like bait! Wasting no time, he jumped up and swung his tongue straight at the rich girl!

Audrey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The dog's tongue swept across Audrey's long, pretty legs and up her skirt before he fell back to the ground, loudly smacking his lips and licking them before starting to pant, his tail wagging fast. Mal liked the sight of that!

Mal: Oh, Mr. Toby...do you like to chase cats?

Toby nodded his head excitedly!

Mal: You DO?

Mal's friend Evie gasped in shock, not liking where this was going!

Evie: Oh, Mal, no! No!

Audrey desperately tried to pull herself up onto the tree branch she was hanging from as Toby started barking and jumping below her. But her sweaty palms did her in, and she slipped and fell with a scream!

She landed right on Toby's outstretched tongue, sliding down onto the ground. The moment she turned around, Toby's tongue slapped onto her frontside and engulfed it in a slobbery lick!

Audrey: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

Jane, Audrey's friend, rushed to her car in a panic.

Jane: H-hold on tight, Audrey! I'll save you!

Audrey had broken into a run, screaming as Toby stayed hot on heels, constantly swinging his tongue at her and trying to lick her even more!

Audrey: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

But Jane was having a hard time starting her car and was stalled. Audrey found herself backed into a corner, and Toby took the opportunity to press his tongue against her and drag it up the whole length of her body. Disgusted, Audrey tried to push Toby's tongue back with her dainty hands, straining herself so hard that one of her feet popped right out of its shoe. Toby wasted no time in slurping across Audrey's bare foot, which made her scream.

Audrey: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Audrey jumped up in the air in surprise, and Toby swung his tongue at her, sweeping it across her while she was still in mid-air. A shower of dog slobber rained across Audrey as she came back down to the ground, where she stood dripping from her sopping wet hair, her chin, her hands and her skirt.

Mal was whistling and hollering, stamping a foot on the ground boisterously.

Mal: Good boy! Soak her down! Taste all of that fine rich flesh!

Evie looked appalled at her friend egging Toby on in humiliating Audrey this way.

Evie: Mal!

Finally, Jane got the car started and began driving. Toby was attempting to lick Audrey again, with the rich girl fleeing for it. Seeing the car ahead, Audrey picked up the pace and began dashing toward it at rapid speed.

Audrey: JANE! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

The rich girl made a jump for the car, only to jump straight over it and land right in front of Toby, who had headed her off and pressed his tongue back down on her in another lick.

Jane: Leave her alone!

Jane backed the car up, but Toby bounded out of the way and it hit Audrey instead! Shrugging off the injury, Audrey jumped into the backseat as the car geared up into drive again.

Audrey: DRIVE BACK HOME! DRIVE BACK HO-!

The car ran over a rock that made it jump in the air a little, and since Audrey didn't have her seatbelt on, she was flung back out of it! But Jane wasn't aware of this and just kept on driving. Toby, delighted to see Audrey sprawled across the ground, began charging toward her. Audrey picked herself up and brushed her disheveled brown hair from her face, only to see the giant dog headed her way.

Audrey: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!

Panicking, Audrey started to run again, but the dog was on her in seconds. She was soon smothered underneath his massive, wet tongue once more. Audrey screamed in frustration, but there was nothing she could do about it. She could only sob as Toby continued to slobber all over her. Mal was laughing as Evie walked over to her, frowning crossly with her hands on her hips.

Evie: Mal, that was mean!

Mal: No, Evie, that was hilarious! Hahaha!